{"id":399,"date":"2006-10-16T14:41:56","date_gmt":"2006-10-16T14:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dadscarradio.com\/?p=399"},"modified":"2006-10-16T14:41:56","modified_gmt":"2006-10-16T14:41:56","slug":"the_dreaded_jam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dadscarradio.com\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"The Dreaded James Blunt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">Today on Dad&#8217;s Car Radio &#8211; we listened to &#8230; the radio. Neither Chelsea nor I had brought a special CD along so we tuned in to a local Pop music radio station. After first listening to a five question pop-culture contest (I went 4\/5 missing the one &quot;What major franchised weight loss program did Kirstie Alley use to drop her tonnage after &quot;Fat Actress?&#8217; &#8211; Do YOU know that one? If you actually care the answer is <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennycraig.com\/\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">here<\/span><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\"> .&nbsp; Anyway on with our show.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">The song played right after this was James Blunt&#8217;s hit &quot;You&#8217;re Beautiful&quot; You may have heard this one.&nbsp; It&#8217;s slow, acoustic guitar gently plucked over a sleepy rhythm section. It&#8217;s a gentle melody and a lonely aching male vocal that often warbles up into falsetto&#8230;&nbsp; Now here&#8217;s the fun part. The Lyrics.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">Lyrics in black, <\/span><span style=\"color: #339900;\">Dad in Green<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">, <\/span><span style=\"color: #cc3399;\">Chelsea in Magenta<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">, of course.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">&quot;You&#8217;re Beautiful&quot;&nbsp; James Blunt<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a onclick=\"window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=160,height=160,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\" href=\"http:\/\/dadscarradio.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/jamedblunt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Jamedblunt\" height=\"100\" alt=\"Jamedblunt\" src=\"http:\/\/dadscarradio.typepad.com\/dads_car_radio\/images\/jamedblunt.jpg\" width=\"100\" border=\"0\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 5px 5px 0px\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">My life is brilliant.<br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: #339900;\">Sounds like he jumped in too early on the music and they decided to keep it because ..<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\"><br \/>My life is brilliant &#8211; <\/span><span style=\"color: #339900;\">There he is again<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\"><br \/>My love is pure.<br \/>I saw an angel.<br \/>Of that I&#8217;m sure.<br \/>She smiled at me on the subway.<br \/>She was with another man.<br \/>But I won&#8217;t lose no sleep on that,<br \/>&#8216;Cause I&#8217;ve got a plan.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339900;font-size: 1.2em;\">He never does tell us this great plan does he?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #cc0099;\">Must be a <em><u>secret <\/u><\/em>plan!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">You&#8217;re beautiful.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">You&#8217;re beautiful.<br \/>You&#8217;re beautiful, it&#8217;s true.<br \/>I saw your face in a crowded place,<br \/>And I don&#8217;t know what to do,<br \/>&#8216;Cause I&#8217;ll never be with you.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, she caught my eye,<br \/>As we walked on by.<br \/>She could see from my face that I was,<br \/>Flying high,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339900;font-size: 1.2em;\">Hey Chels, you know on the album version it doesn&#8217;t say &quot;Flying High&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #cc3399;font-size: 1.2em;\">Yeah I heard.&nbsp; Nice guy &quot;oh you&#8217;re beautiful&quot; but maybe not &#8211; cause I&#8217;m HIGH!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">And I don&#8217;t think that I&#8217;ll see her again,<br \/>But we shared a moment that will last &#8217;till the end.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re beautiful. You&#8217;re beautiful.<br \/>You&#8217;re beautiful, it&#8217;s true.<br \/>I saw your face in<br \/>a crowded place,<br \/>And I don&#8217;t know what to do,<br \/>&#8216;Cause I&#8217;ll never be with you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339900;font-size: 1.2em;\">You know the thing that gets me about this song is that it sounds like an &quot;our song&quot; kind of thing &#8211; but they are never together &#8211; it&#8217;s a moment with not even a conversation and he&#8217;s smitten, but it&#8217;s nothing and people will probably use it at a wedding having only <em>really <\/em>heard the chorus&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #cc3399;font-size: 1.2em;\">I know, I mean he sounds like a stalker. Have you seen the video for this &#8211; he jumps into a glacier.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339900;font-size: 1.2em;\">Into a glacier?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #cc3399;font-size: 1.2em;\">Yea, or some water from a glacier, some kind of cold looking water, he take off his hoodie and then his sweater, then his shirt and then takes off his shoes and empties out his pocketsand sits there then at the end&#8230; Doh! Jumps in&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #339900;font-size: 1.2em;\">Well maybe the joke is on us he has that super model girlfriend.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dadscarradio.typepad.com\/.shared\/image.html?\/photos\/uncategorized\/petranemcova.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Petranemcova\" height=\"138\" alt=\"Petranemcova\" src=\"http:\/\/dadscarradio.typepad.com\/dads_car_radio\/images\/petranemcova.jpg\" width=\"100\" border=\"0\" style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 5px 5px 0px\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">La la la<br \/>la la la la la la<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re beautiful. You&#8217;re<br \/>beautiful.<br \/>You&#8217;re beautiful, it&#8217;s true.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">There must be an angel with a smile on her face,<br \/>When she thought up that I should be with you.<br \/>But it&#8217;s time to face the truth,<br \/>I will never be with you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">*************************************************************<\/span><\/p>\n<p><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Bu2QA5FUGRA\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">Man, that is one annoying song. So while writing this post today I decided to see if I could find the video Chelsea referred to &#8211; and of course it&#8217;s on YouTube about 30 times&#8230; You can watch it if you like.&nbsp; But I found something even better.&nbsp; From a newspaper in Kentucky comes this:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">Facing some truths about James Blunt<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kentucky.com\/mld\/kentucky\/entertainment\/music\/15746979.htm\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">Original Article here<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<h5><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">By Nan Hu<\/span><\/h5>\n<h6><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">Singer\/songwriter James Blunt drops by The Louisville Palace on Tuesday. But before you make the trip to hear this crooner, here are some things you should know about him.<\/span><\/h6>\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">10. He sang <em>You&#8217;re Beautiful <\/em>at the 2005 wedding of Elton John and David Furnish in England.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #339900;font-size: 1.2em;\">Wow. Not just any wedding, but a big, fat, GAY wedding! Told ya!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">9. He recorded the song <em>Goodbye My Lover<\/em> in the home of Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher) &#8212; in her bathroom, to be exact.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">8. His family is well known in Norfolk, England, for preserving a historical landmark, Cley Mill, a windmill built in the 18th century that has become a bed and breakfast.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">7. Members of his family have served in some form of military service since 955 A.D., a tradition Blunt carried on by becoming a captain in the British army.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">6. He has been shot at more times than 50 Cent.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">5. As a NATO peacekeeper in Kosovo, Blunt roamed the streets with a guitar and a gun, singing <em>Give Peace a Chance<\/em> to anyone who listened.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">4. He has been banned from Essex FM, a radio station in the United Kingdom, because listeners complained about hearing his songs too much.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">3. A survey of nearly 2,000 people this year indicated he is the <strong>fourth-most annoying thing in the United Kingdom.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #339900;font-size: 1.2em;\">Those Brits really know how to take interesting surveys, don&#8217;t they?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">2. Each one of his four videos involves some sort of pain\/misery (committing suicide, running from predators, being kidnapped, etc.)<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">1. He is dating model Petra Nemcova, who survived the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami by hanging onto a tree.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">But then I also found this:&nbsp; The supermodel has dumped him for cheating on her with a &quot;String of women&quot; <\/span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lse.co.uk\/ShowbizNews.asp?Code=DY165035T&amp;headline=james_blunts_split_from_model_love_claim\"><span style=\"font-size: 1.2em;\">Guess that sappy stuff works&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.digg.com\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/img\/badges\/91x17-digg-button.gif\" width=\"91\" height=\"17\" alt=\"Digg!\" \/><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today on Dad&#8217;s Car Radio &#8211; we listened to &#8230; the radio. Neither Chelsea nor I had brought a special CD along so we tuned in to a local Pop music radio station. 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